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Doctor Demotivational Poster


DOCTOR WHO - because I couldn't look away from a statue for a week.


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 2.12/5

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mallen - January 28, 2009, 4:31 am
lol, side effects of doctor who may include irrational fear of inanimate objects.


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN -




Exams -


TAGS: doctors prostate dentist pain
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2015, 3:17 pm
...and if you hear disco music, head for the exit pronto!
mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:28 am
E.D.! One more time, if I said I preferred tall white males, I'd get my head ripped off. Keep your negrophilia to yourself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 10:11 pm
OH, MY GOD! ROFLMAO! That is awesome!
ipaprime - November 2, 2015, 9:26 pm
Better than getting a dental exam from your proctologist.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yes, LOL, I'd be worried :-/
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:40 pm
Should a fella 5L worry when he starts telling ya all the options that are available for whitening?
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2015, 3:41 pm
I find it best to have a pretty doctor. Extra points if she's from the "subcontinent".


MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That she was going to give me a Digital Prostrate Exam. I said “Good, it’s about time they computerized these things.” She has the loveliest laugh.


TAGS: doctor prostrate
Rating: 4.74/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:30 pm
"...and the most blessedly slender fingers."
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:20 am
There... there's an ad for prostate cancer check ups above the picture... The coincidence. It burns.
wilderbee - November 3, 2012, 1:26 am
*prostate
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 6:55 pm
Reminded me of when I was lying in A&E/ER after I'd crashed my bike and the NICE doctor girly said she had to test my prostrate!!! All that went through my head was NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm in enough pain as it is!!!!
RamblinBob - February 16, 2012, 10:26 pm
Since Jan 11th, I too now know what it feels like to be Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 7:00 am
5L laughing my punhole off...


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




BROKEN LEG -


TAGS: told the doctor
Rating: 4.51/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D
Airman - April 3, 2012, 4:45 pm
no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:23 pm
I know of 'rimfire' and 'being shot'... are you referring to the break?
Airman - April 3, 2012, 2:55 pm
rim shot


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


STOP FOLLOWING ME - I'm not your mother


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 2.47/5
omeganeep - July 29, 2009, 11:14 pm
love it!!!!!


DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.




LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


BLACKOUT -




MATT SMITH - Awesomeness Wraped Up In Tweed And A Bowtie


TAGS: matt smith doctor who
Rating: 2.54/5

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death705 - April 3, 2011, 11:09 am
i suggest you do your research, he plays the doctor on the bbc show Doctor Who, while both shows are written by the same guy they do not have any of the same cast. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1741002/
nonpersonna - March 30, 2011, 7:27 am
He plays Sherlock Holmes on the BBC TV show Sherlock. "I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I am a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research."
rerun - March 30, 2011, 3:09 am

no idea of who he is
Claire - March 29, 2011, 11:39 pm
This is almost as bad as the anime posters. I did not lol.
ICEMAN - March 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Try 'wrapped' next time.
ICEMAN - March 29, 2011, 11:00 pm
He was raped up?


You're in trouble -


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 4.38/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:01 pm
And you're in deeper trouble if you blink... :)


DOCTOR -




BANANAS -


TAGS: banana doctor who
Rating: 3.07/5

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CRaSH - April 15, 2009, 5:33 pm
Bananas. Apparently, they feel just like a sonic pistol.


19% OF DOCTORS - Say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.


TAGS: doctor death
Rating: 4.85/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:50 pm
you missed an 'inadvertently' there. wow, what day is it today ? it's SPANKO'S DAY : :)


MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.




11TH DOCTOR -


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 2.57/5

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VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.




IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11


TAGS: doctor who 11 spinal tap
Rating: 3.73/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him


The Tenth Doctor in a Fez -


TAGS: tenth doctor who fez
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 14, 2013, 6:35 am
...I wonder if this will start a fez/scarf flame war...
Silverheart - December 13, 2013, 2:14 am

Not so. All arguments have been rendered wibbly - wobbly, timey - wimey.


THE DOCTOR WHO BAND -




DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.


TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.


UNMISTAKABLE -


TAGS: doctor job kids destiny
Rating: 4.22/5

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scottnkellynlillian - December 25, 2009, 8:58 am
isn't that the truth
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
now, about that 13 thing.....:)
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
you have history to the inevitable...but still stayed on..props to you my friend,..props to you
Zed - December 23, 2009, 7:26 pm
faster than most of our mutual friends. I basically went from the shock/denial stage, directly to the depression and acceptance stages. At least this way I can be supportive of other family and friends as they work through it.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 7:23 pm
It's cool, Mooo, you guys have been great. Grey, the thing is, I'm the one who's been having to pick her up from the ER after her massive allergy/Asthma attacks, so I knew this was inevitable. I think that's why I've been able to function and recover
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:21 pm
Holy moly Zed! 13? I was 14 when I first found paradise. What's scary is my oldest son is 14 in the spring.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 7:16 pm
@Zed I'm truly sorry about your lost. been there. now figure out how it affected you. and how you go on....because...we go on...missing one...nevertheless..we go on
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:11 pm
I could be more eloquent if sober......forgive my drunkeness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:11 pm
I hope all is well man......we're here for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hey Zed, Our thoughts are with you........and not in a "to catch a predator" kinda +way...in all seriousness.....
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
I'm doing better than most of my (off-line) friends, I think. But thanks, Rerun.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 6:52 pm

welcome back Z, missed you. Hope you are well
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
Those two had an easier time than me. Lost my virginity at 13 in a game of truth-or-dare. It's hard to have any sense of shame after your first time is in front of 8 other people, all checking to see if you and she aren't "faking it".
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 3:02 pm
i really wish that happened to me. i was sheltered
BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:00 am
LMAO
Cubbybear - December 22, 2009, 11:39 pm
Didn't we all think that at one time or another? 5/5


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: get to a doctor your left cheek is not the only thing that got tatooed you racist prick
Rating: 4.96/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:52 am
I don't care if its got a mistake, I laughed so hard i blew a nut. 5L
Plug In Baby - May 13, 2011, 10:16 pm
I lol'd at "Deserts" when it's supposed to be "Desserts"
Budog - May 13, 2011, 9:56 pm
Absolutely frickin' hilarious, but it should be Aryan...
Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 1:38 am
OK...DUMBLEDORK-DND-DOOF'S assessment aside...EFFING HILARIOUS!! I immediately started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this one...we have no need for spellcheckers here...if you've been on the internet for any amount of time you know to get over it. 5L
DrowFighterMage - November 7, 2010, 7:31 am
I'm far from a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'arian' is an ancient & extinct form of heretical Christianity named after its founder Arius & condemned by the Council of Nicaea (among others). I think you meant 'Aryan' instead.


DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


PORTRAIT OF A PROFESSION -


TAGS: doctors nurses calendar house portrait
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
Yes it is - just shortly before gettin' hitched and subsequent exile... I miss seeing him around
templar13 - April 27, 2012, 10:35 am
Is that House in the background?


ADVICE - my physician advised me to eat vegetables everyday... but he never mentioned about how to dispose their wheelchairs...


TAGS: doctors health
Rating: 4.76/5

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darkgrey - February 10, 2012, 8:32 pm
thanks
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Sick and wrong, that's why I love it! LOL 5L


Tom Baker -




DALEKS - i mean, wtf?


TAGS: doctor who dalek davros kaled skaro thal emperor
Rating: 3.29/5

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TigerKid - January 21, 2010, 2:38 am
EXTERMINATE!
Claire - September 7, 2009, 11:30 pm
Why doesn't someone just punch one in the sensor pod?
willowbrook - August 15, 2008, 11:46 am
daleks have drug aministration tubes?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2008, 2:15 am
I'll admit I like Dr. Who, but they're more menacing when you don't see the little green hands and the organ sack inside.


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




CAMELS - They will kill you, just not as fast as you think..


TAGS: cigarettes doctors camels
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 15, 2012, 8:33 am
so worth it


MEDICAL INTERNS -


TAGS: health doctors exam prostate
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm
Can't stop laughing...


ANALGESICS - Sir, the pills go in your mouth.


TAGS: analgesics doctor hospital pills scrubs
Rating: 4.62/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 12:57 pm
ROTFL! Nice. 5L


THE DOCTOR - HE'S SO FULL OF HIMSELF


TAGS: doctorwho
Rating: 3.81/5

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Kspace - October 3, 2011, 9:21 am
5 Tall, Blue Boxes!


THIS PICTURE - Would Look Exactly The Same If She'd Had My Pint In Her Hand!


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 3.12/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 2:01 pm
yeehaw face, no problem... 5Lions want to be deserved. I'm open for tips everytime! Just want to show this hottie to you all ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
2 - I think you would have done better than this forceps. Don;t worry tho your work is improving everyday.


AVOID STRESS -




DOCTOR WHAT? -


TAGS: doctor who tardis time
Rating: 2.21/5

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moohahax - September 21, 2010, 11:46 pm
i thought it was pretty good...
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:39 am
I agree with Claire! Now make some sammiches! :P
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:29 am
This picture had such potential...


And so it begins -




Yes, Please -


TAGS: doctor who 12th doctor
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 11:48 pm
Great, now for 5ure everyone's gonna die.


VALUE OF A DOCTORATE DEGREE - All book smarts, no common sense




PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.


TAGS: psychiatrist doctors medication drugs
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !


YOUR DIAGNOSIS -




Happiness/ sadness/ fear is... -




Doctor! Doctor! -




DOCTORS - It is amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunities they have


TAGS: doctor
Rating: 4.79/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:28 am
*silence*...
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 8:44 am
Than you. I've been told that in Canada, killing patients was mandatory for doctors and if theyr refused to do it, they would lose their license, is that true ??
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
This one is absolutely fabulous! Especially in Canada, they literally get away with Murder.


OH, -


TAGS: im not a doctor pzy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MilDoc - March 3, 2011, 2:59 pm
Just make sure you don't feel a hand on each shoulder when the doc is probing your prostate!
Cloudchaser - March 3, 2011, 10:30 am
Does anyone find it unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That I'm as healthy as a 25 year old. A 25 year old "what", she didn't say.




DOCTOR YOU SONIC-ED HER -




PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.




Checkup -




OLD AGE -


TAGS: like that doctors appointment old
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:53 am
That's the 5hort and long of it.
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:04 pm

Only worry about yesterday, that is the day the condom broke.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 10:42 am
there comes a time where you hesitate to buy green bananas
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, almost too good.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:03 am
THat's Just About It, Good One .


WHO'S THE DOCTOR? -




MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

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Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


50 YEARS?! -




REVENGE - these will be sent cold but served piping hot




TIME LORD - He must be one...




THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.




Hello -




DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?


TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent!!!!


TRUST ME! - I'm A Doctor


TAGS: trust me i m a doctor fetish
Rating: 2.77/5

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Uncle Twin - June 26, 2008, 10:05 pm
Gold Member? is that you?


DON'T LOOK AWAY - Don't take your eyes off it. Don't even blink.


TAGS: tv doctor who
Rating: 2.31/5

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Pattie - November 27, 2008, 11:36 pm
Blink, and you are dead. Nicely, mind, but dead-ish none-the-less.
CraigR - October 11, 2008, 11:47 am
worlds worst staring contest
JoeMoron2000 - February 23, 2008, 4:52 pm
WIN! Oh man, I get the reference! That is hilarious XD


LAUGHTER - It's the best medicine




PORTABLE TEEVEE - Tastes like iron


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 1.82/5


SATAN - Do what he says


TAGS: ood doctor who
Rating: 1.68/5
CRaSH - April 15, 2009, 1:32 pm
That is totally an Ood, zanegrd. Hence all the Doctor Who references in the comments below yours. And Cthulhu is way bigger than an Ood (and doesn't have the singing voice)
zanegrd - March 11, 2009, 6:09 am
nah, thats cthulhu
Emily - March 8, 2009, 8:05 am
And the Master is a sadistic asshole who won't help. There is Jenny though!
Jonny Shadez - September 22, 2008, 11:06 am
How about No, Timelord. They were all killed in the time wars. The Doctor & The Master were the only ones to escape.
Timelord - September 7, 2008, 2:32 pm
thats it, im sick of ppl calling doctor for help, there ARE other timelords dammit >.
Chris - May 3, 2008, 3:00 pm
Ah......Dr Who we need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Knite - March 15, 2008, 4:37 pm
The Sun... IT'S ALIVE!!


THE AMBULANCE CHASE -




URINETOWN -


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!


ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOUR PRONE TO STROKES… - Before its to late.


TAGS: tennis stroke doctor
Rating: 4.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:15 pm
What do they call that big sporting shin-dig? Derplympics? Oderplics?


JON PERTWEE - Reverse the polarity!




BOLD FASHION STATEMENTS - Celery is cool.




HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.


TAGS: doctor who tardis 10 history
Rating: 2.96/5
Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm
5


NEXT TIME ON - When Pumbers Go Bad


TAGS: dalek plumber doctor who
Rating: 2.82/5

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guyfox - December 10, 2010, 11:38 pm
I will never be able to look at DOCTOR WHO again I hope you're happy
Faceplant31 - December 10, 2010, 4:25 pm
The spelling error is the least of my worries as to why this got through.
javalord32 - December 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
lol i just noticed the spelling error....how did it get through with that?


VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.




DARTH EVIL - This is my apprentice I shall call him.... Mini Maul (Get it? Mini Maul? BWAHAHAHA!)




DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS -




The Doctor -


TAGS: doctor drinking whiskey
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 18, 2013, 8:33 am
Screw the cause, hit me....wait, I did screw the cause...hit me again...again
mariand - October 17, 2013, 4:05 pm
This kind of doctor heals the effect, not the cause...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm

I need a prescription...


SERIOUSLY??? -




And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


LUCKY -


TAGS: positive hiv doctor
Rating: 4.57/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:21 am
fantastic looks like a doc I work with lol
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:48 am
Catch 22.


The Doctor Haiku -


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 3.67/5

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Brawler - June 18, 2013, 5:58 pm
Not neccesseraly, western haikus is given a bit of levay when it comes to that rule, since it is quite hard to write a good haiku with those constrictions..
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:35 pm
Isn't a haiku supposed to have 17 syllables?
Silverheart - June 17, 2013, 7:59 pm

The S in TARDIS stands for Space...


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.


AHA - I have found the problem Achmed. The infidels have implanted a brain in here.




BAD WOLF -


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Rating: 2.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 8, 2009, 8:37 pm
Rose is a whore. I like her better that way.
DWFTW - September 8, 2009, 8:23 pm
References few people will get ftw!
Mally - May 5, 2009, 11:08 pm
is it just me or does the guy look scared that he is about to be raped?


RELAX - Don't worry, I'm a doctor... ... of psychology




EX-TER-MIN-ATE THEM!!! - yes please (thats how daleks spell exterminate you nazi bastard)


TAGS: doctor who dalek jerk exterminate celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 1.9/5

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Overlord Douchebag - December 5, 2008, 10:19 am
Spelling and pronunciation are two different things, dumbshit.


MYSTERY HEADACHE - Doctor, could it be that 14.5 mm high explosive incendiary round?


TAGS: head bullet shot doctor
Rating: 1.89/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Perhaps a leather punch and a ball peen hammer?
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
an MRI will fix that right up


Doug Murphy -


TAGS: kill hospital doctor tv
Rating: 1.78/5

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frog - July 9, 2008, 3:36 am
god i love scrubs, good thing he is in the morgue now!


The Doctor -




ARE YOU OK? -


TAGS: should have went to the doctor
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:46 pm
LOL! Right? Damn Canadian pharmacies!


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TAGS: age calendar hammy doctor visit
Rating: 4.44/5

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forseti - January 17, 2012, 11:22 am
ROFLMAO!


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EVER WONDERED -


TAGS: wonder gyno doctor stirrups play
Rating: 4.2/5

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DonPandon - May 29, 2011, 7:56 am
Always wondered
greenknight - March 24, 2011, 12:54 pm
heh In your case I'm sure they are playing a bit every time Steph1.


GETTING NAKED - It'll either move things along or make the moment totally awkward...so the odds are like fifty-fifty. I'll take my chances.


TAGS: its called guilt you vulcan doctor cox david jacques painting
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 7:09 pm
Someone get that guy a bigger harp. Quick! 5Ls Bart.


STRIPPED THEORY - You see, matter is merely a collection of screws


TAGS: doctorwho physics
Rating: 3.71/5

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tipper - March 14, 2010, 8:05 am
Mr Tennant, ye shall be missed


THE DOCTOR - Will see you now


TAGS: hot doctor
Rating: 3.67/5

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Anima - August 8, 2011, 1:10 pm
Well I type epic boobs into Google and one of the images was this one I'm not complainin
switch8383 - August 8, 2011, 5:38 am
Wow... You really had to knock the dust off of this pic.


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